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Week-end Weather -Waste -Wimp -Wire

Usually: I write semi-essay, a problem and –after some time, organic, creative, thoughtful remedy -not ‘snap’ rants, polish and publish. I depart from the Usual:

This week-end
in between errands, Like anyone else with functioning electricity and TV, I watched –increasingly annoyed.

First –and last: CNN
Wow, “network” a bloody Mess –“reporters” standing in water/wind, spouting clichés.  Hurricane Overview  –effect?   Tough –viewer got drivel after drivel –cliché-speak –from uh uh uh little-girl Anderson Cooper –screamer/giggler “Fred” –aptly-named Don Lemon to whoever, blathered:   All storm All Week-end –United States to Be Eaten by Hurricane –Yeoooow.

Ah-mzing:   NOT a Single Other thing –anywhere in the world, happened –week-end they went ‘wall-to-wall’ on ONE story.

duh, Did it cross any itty-bitty mind:  people IN hurricane Zone, uh, didn’t have electricity to WATCH CrapNotNews? –The non-distressed Bored with Hurricane Wall-to-Wall –but nope, nothing else dug up.

The Others, in 41 States
–Normal to Drought-dry?   oh, Didn’t Count.

WHAT’S with Time-Warner:    Gobs of dough –but NONE spent on a Hard News Editor???   This then That stupid format -program -bobble-head, duh, ratings continue to deflate.   Desperate:   they  throw up drivel on perfectly good airwaves that worked just fine for previous owner.

Geeze, Buy a Clue
Time-Warner Wimps:  shoveled TONS at Ted Turner to Buy CNN –because it Was Superb, THINK Maybe you should like Go Back:  Deliver Actual Newly-happening news stuff –from Around the uh, world, hmmm???

Heck nope. ‘Media Round-up’ –Fareed Zacara’s GPSMoney Watch, the RARE few things worth watching on bottom-scraper, shoved.

Thousands of Minutes
When one realizes they have 24 HOURS to drill-down –on Details –on people in Congress –long BEFORE Too Late –spent “asking” stupid questions. –Read Drivel on the Drivel they’re dishing written by drivel-lovers –off Tweets instead of Inform –Report what Americans NEED to know: blood -temperature -anger rise….

It is Shameful. Generations coming up: will be Dumbest of All.

CNN:  daVine Remedy
CNN owner Time-Warner:  stock  –short –should be shorted until they’re bankrupt –forced to sell CNN.

Gee, Cut into ‘normal’ week-end trash–PLEASE, Somebody ‘splain to me:  Why prison trash every week-end, SHEEESH–to ‘cover’ oh All Storm All Week-end, with duh, water/wind-soaked reporters speaking cliché-eze, Hurricane Minutia –round-the-clock.

–NO Libya life –Bachman blather –Perry perfumed spewings –Casee Anthony ‘wall-to-wall’ dirt “coverage”?   Nobody Thought:  the power-outed Couldn’t SEE, only non-affected, could.  oh well

Sly FOX “News”
Ditto heads.

Just a thought
If I’m on This coast –hurricane on THAT coast:  why is Local “news” ‘covering’ THAT weather?

“Reporter” wimps:  whine about the President ‘being on vacation’ –return “one day early” -blah blah.   Where the Hell was ‘report’ whine on:  No-Work Congress?   –WHO the Hell takes one week off for EVERY Two weeks “work” –now Do-Nothing House wimps:   off on Five WEEK vacation.  WHERE is complaint?

President Obama :
went to different location –for ten days and, duh, he took The Presidency/his Job with him.

Hey, Peggy Know-nothing Noonan:
Grow Up, Get a Grip –do tell us What “1,000 points of light” means and stop stupid waste on which you’re Ignorant.   –Better if Mr. Obama worked 24/7 –in ONE location???

–Shudda told THAT to your precious Thug, as he mowed weeds every month –Off-Property, in Texas.

For a Change:  CBS
Sunday Morning” not shoved/Other Things to say…whew…Jerry Lieber’s  whole Rock ‘n Roll book:  THE music… great, “Stand By Me” can hear it enough?…thanks, and RIP.  Nature Minute:  PLEASE Go Back to THREE minutes.  –Rip out wasted Who Cares “celebrity.”  THREE Minutes of Nature:  More Important.

Then: Talking Heads
A Thing –anyone has Learned from  NBC bobble-head David Gregory –ever?  “Meet” the uh press: Utter waste of time.

Jake Tapper SHOULD have been tapped host, but since CNN-left-over, Irritant Bore Christiane Whatever heads, I don’t watch “This Week” morning Mess, unless Kokie Roberts -David Brooks -Tom Friedman or Actually Knowledgeable on; last five minutes, “In Memorium” worth catching –but Reason captions NOT up Long Enough to read?  Stupid waste.

Then…The Dick
limp wimp –desperate to sell sad excuse for destroying perfectly good trees, appeared.

You remember The Dick, with his sidekick The Thug:  eight years they squatted the White House  –illegally.  Inserted  into office NOT by voters, by not-supremes, pay-back to Republi-cants who put them on no-longer supreme bench.

Second Time
2004:  Also NOT elected.   Ex, retired agents, etc.,  entered ballot-counting rooms, declared “national security” –evicted all –changed electronic ballots so The Thug & The Dick “won.”

Oops:  they changed More votes –in seven states, than Republican registered voters.

Double oops:  their dirty-deed checks –never hit the mail.   Livid:  they ratted out the rats –told members of Congress.   oh, No “news” station told you?   oh well SEE:  “US Census Bureau Report to Congress 2004 Election”

If YOUR child –thrown OUT of the Nation –put into WAR Zone –not Enough night goggles -maps  -bullets -even water –invaded a country posed ZERO threat to this nation –maimed, killed:  amusing –worth a smirk?

The Dick sought FIVE waivers to avoid going to Vietnam, so he prolly isn’t aware of what WAR is really like….

–EIGHT years
UN-funded war Stinking enough, The Dick, ex CEO Halliburton:   never met a Dover airfield plane of flag-draped coffins off-load.

War DID Help
–pals –get BILLIONS.  War zone laundry:  $3 a POUND  –lavish hot meals, cold desserts –local gas sixty-four CENTS:  $4 a gallon –American “interrogators”:  mercenaries at $150k a year, answered to No One for crimes –pallets of US cash:  ‘disappeared.’

KBR, Halliburton:  No Bid Non-compete contracts from Penta-goons?   War wimps:  ALL –contracts, “employees” put in tax-free havens –off-shore, NO payroll taxes, NO taxes on multi-billions made off war.     International treaties:  violations –Not indicted…

American –but registered in tax-free Switzerland, Cayman Islands –drilling in North Dakota now, Still not paying US taxes.  oh

The Dick Got NBC
Instead of sly FOX wimps, to sell more books:   “interview” by a NBC reporter.    The Dick wants “credit” for ‘superiority’ to The Thug & Co –silence on Violations, phantom WMD, Grotesque theft, Torture, death.  Nation’s Guard invaded “for WMD” –that didn’t exist, this week-end book roll-out:   NO Apology.   Amusing?

The Dick –wants Sales
Delusional, Imagining he’s an “Author writ-ter” –larded up the tome with Fiction –went on TV to declare:   he IS a war-criminal –he IS a liar –he IS a limp wimp –Has-been, desperate for Attention.

daVine Remedy:  International Court, PLEASE
Make his biggest fear happen:  Issue Arrest Warrant on fiction-writing vicious criminal –for Crimes Against Humanity –ASAP, so he stands trial.   –Hey, we just paid for his new heart valve & pump,  The Dick is Good to Go.

So:  US Attorney General Holder?

Wire Wire…
Desperate to ‘fill’ air:   Bobble-heads blathered hurricane-struck  “power outage” –stats.   *sigh* This author has said, for At Least ten years:
in ALL 50 tornado -hurricane -wildfire -quake -flood-prone states:  Bury Those Wires!

CAN’T we have daVine Remedy
–get into Twenty-First century, put utility wire UNDERground –once and For All Time?

Okay, unpolished, but I’m done… Your thoughts?

daVine Remedy:  Write your members of Congress, their five-week vacation ends soon.

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What the Huck??? Preacher: Upset With Pregnant Unwed –Poor Mary?

I don’t follow –the made-up religion, the one that worships a Jewish man who was a carpenter, considered lazy because he didn’t do any work.    –The one that a queen, touring Jerusalem, centuries after he died, “decided” his birthday was in December  –dead-winter, when  pagans needed cheering up –the 25th seemed good.   His original story –Testament –written by witnesses, wise ones:  got serious re-write centuries after death, by a king, in England, who also wasn’t there,  hence “King James bible.”

So help me:

Didn’t a man and a pregnant woman  –wind up walking around without any money, so broke best he could do, story goes I think, he bunked them into somebody’s barn –where she delivered –the eventual Jewish non-working carpenter.  Pretty sure: They weren’t married.

I mean if they were married: Where was the wedding? Where’s the certificate –proof?  What’s their anniversary? –No mention:  their parents and guests —saw them get married? –Her father let his daughter Mary marry –a man so broke???   Really?  No dowry?

I’ve read “The Source” –researched by hundreds of world scholars, researchers, each chapter detailing origin of each known religion since Man could walk & talk, heck, when I was only a teen.  It didn’t say thing One:  about Mary and Joe, mom and dad of the Jewish carpenter, got married.

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So two thousand+ years later:   a lower-class guy –who claims to be a preacher –Mike Huckabee, follower of long-dead Jewish carpenter, wasn’t upset, minded his own business, sorta, when an unemployed teen of a public political mother:  got pregnant –got a baby –got no wedding.

But now –he’s “upset” –whining about a famous, employed, wealthy pregnant adult woman engaged to marry???  What the Huck???

What am I missing here?

I’m confused.  Is he “upset” an adult woman can afford to support a baby –on her own?  Or:   it’s ‘okay’ for unmarried broke teens to have a baby, but not unmarried wealthy adults???  uh, Either way:  What is that — to him?

–He doesn’t want ‘no birth’n –of any babies’???

Is he “upset” –now, cuz he wants to be president of a country, and his “upset” gets him ink –tons of ‘running’ cash?

I don’t know, so help me out: If  Huckabee is a preacher –isn’t he supposed to, like, forgive stuff –be compassionate –just be happy a baby is about to join the world?  No?

–He’s “upset” that women who aren’t married have sex??? Well then, If true –HE had his way:   wouldn’t all kinds of males, newts, Joes and grandfathers –be way upset mitt him for dissing their, uh, deal???

–He’d be “happier” if the broke unmarried teen, the wealthy unmarried woman:  would have aborted the, uh, evidence –of sexual intercourse???  hmmm… Really?

This author no scholar, but:    G-d DIDN’T create “marriage” –MAN did.  So if G-d created man, woman AND made procreation possible –and sex, uh, pleasurable –isn’t preacher/president-wannabe dissing G-d’s work?

–What’s “religion” –unmarried teen mother –an unmarried adult mother got to do with him –with political ambition? Well, scholars –or voters will have to sort out that issue….

No matter why the Huck’s  “upset” about Unmarried & Pregnant:   apparently ancient mom Mary now has, uh, reputation probs, history/religion-wise, at least according to the “values” of “preacher” aspiring “president.”  Oh my.

How is THAT going to go over –with the faithful –the followers?  –Dissing the mother of Jesus… that’s a biggie, no?

NOT very daVine… little preacher/president-wannabe:  put his ‘righteous’ self in a pickle –how very un-daVine.

Can one spout off –in public –on what a female you don’t even know should do with their body –and be Good preacher?

–Can one do that:   tell half the population what to do –with their body, their life –and be considered Good Candidate for president?

–Can one drag religion into politics –and use THAT as “qualification” one can cope –solve –resolve —understand complex economic, diplomatic, educational, financial, inter-national, technological, mathematical, residential, regulatory, Constitutional –terrorist, justice, defense, immigration,  taxation, health care, job-export issues?  –Yes???

One with “religious” background gets:  debentures –devalued currencies –diversified hedge funds  –destruction of pensions –diminution of the dollar  –Wall Street machinations?  Really?

One Can piss off 51% of potential voters –and still get elected to office that governs all?

Just curious
When do we have the penis-control discussion? –Ya, know: the Other half of ‘pregnant and un-married’?  Will that be in “political” debate –or in “religious” discourse –or in the press –or on second Tuesday in next week, or on the 12th of never?

Huckabee Hypocrite –Gimme a Clue

Not G-d’s job –“preacher” job description includes:  passing judgment on others?  Does that include now-destitute after massive bankster fraud –lousy education –hungry?   Well, then: just exactly Who decides –what is “acceptable” –what is not, for Passing Judgment?

If he got elected president:   we could expect plenty of “thou shalts–” instead of serious solutions?

daVine Remedy –for opening your yap –on right-wing radio -on sly FOX “news” –on spouting off How Others should live?   –Polling Place?   –Or massive boots-on-the-ground voter registration, Southern version…?

Or: we Americans should just give the Huckster really happy days –live it up, 1950s version… every “different” one –every thing stuffed into closets.  But then:   decent people didn’t discuss politics, religion, sex in public….

What the Huck?

But If  that:  How ever would he pull in dough –from ignorant, uneducated followers?  Oh well, the Huckster has enough un-daVine probs on his plate –dissing Mary, mother of the worshiped one.

daVine Remedy… Wherever will Mike Huckabee be able to celebrate Easter this year….

Comments, clean ones, welcomed.


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Oprah’s Homosexual Marie Antoinette: Helps Rip-off the Ripped Off

Who knows why –that exploiter of Any/All, underwear-sniffer Oprah Winfrey chose from field of Talented, Original, Creative designers/decorators:  to pluck instead the utterly banal doodad mixologist Nat Berkus to be her…shill –on a show of his own.

Perhaps she plucked him:  because he heard the rumors –in time to shove Free stuff at Miss Oprah, cuz gosh, what billionaire doesn’t want More free stuff. 

Or maybe the scooper of any ‘singer’ –any 3rd-rate Act-or with a movie to pimp on her show, to boost her crashing ratings, chose the limp with the least for his finely-crafted skill:  giggling.  No matter, the bore that is Berkus:  got his own show, the better to shove wads of money back to Winfrey.

How did aging-badly bore Berkus “earn” his money today?

The Marie Antoinette of the doodad set:  thought it would be like cool –to tell people How to join in –pick off those already ripped-off, on bits left after banksters -Wall Street pigs -money insiders STEALING pensions, homes at a rate unknown in US history, without even a Single agency or Congress member stopping them.

Those evicted from hearth and house -condo -apartment –in one way or in many ways:  are putting what’s left of their home –life, into storage.  

Without a Single Thought to the Consequences of what that means, to be without home, now, bilious Berkus:  made a “show” out of telling the stupid who watch his drivel-hour  How to Profit off those who have little left –get hold of that life-time household collection.

“Abandoned” Property???
YOU know anyone –would willingly abandon family photos –children’s toys –winter coats –pricey cookware –letters???  Oh ya, toss the ‘personal’ “junk” –baby shoes, wedding dress, blankets, trophies –the things that mean something to the Renter, to PROFIT from scooping up the rest.

Certainly Don’t know who created such a vile pig as Berkus –HOW it’s even Possible he Doesn’t Know —hasn’t heard:
-Pension Managers tricked/stuck with LOUSY garbage shoved on pension funds so Pensions–of teachers, cops, librarians, clerks, fire fighters, working poor– have been Wiped Out
-Homes, hundreds DAILY –foreclosed in bank & rating agency scams
-Thirty MILLION Americans –families, children:  without job –food-insecure –on Food Stamps
-Waiting to see if Congress will extend their Life-line –unemployment insurance

SEVENTY percent of Americans:  have LOST home/on verge of foreclosure from Criminal acts of pin-stripped gangsters pretending  ‘respectability.’

–All:  whizzed over the head of Marie Antoinette of doodads.  His idea of a show:  pick off those already picked off.

Ever seen Berkus bloviate?
The giggler: reminds me of a professor in college once explained a concept –wherein an infant makes a ‘deposit’ in his diaper –and expects mommy to be pleased.

Since the little wimp knows NOTHING whatsoever about design, way isn’t a decorator:  he looks to audience –constantly, for approval –to pump up his weak ego/missing design skills –on his ‘deposits’ –though they are no better than the ones the infant puts in the diaper.

Every time boob Berkus opens his yap:   he proves he knows Squat about design.

Who sponsors Miss Underwear-sniffer’s little doodads-on-parade show?  A purveyor of plastic –debt –now chasing Californians –and anyone else they can snag, since they got ‘chased’ out of ‘hometown,’ New Yorkers refusing to fall for their 39% plastic “credit” scam any more.

daVine Remedy –for weasels?  Where to start….  First:  Don’t participate in ripping-off those already ripped off –bad karma can/will follow You also. 

DON’T watch bloated-head filled with air Berkus –you Won’t miss a thing that matters.

Send Miss Oprah:  your thoughts –on “exciting November shows.”  —WHEN will the underwear-sniffer –who pimped sexual predator nazi-lover squatting in California Governor office -her pal to get him elected, STOP clogging up Our air waves?  CAN’T be soon enough.

CALL –Write:   your state’s elected representatives, Attorney General –demand they write laws to Protect Consumers from storage companies Seizing property  –without Due Process -laws -protection of Any kind.

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Send e-mail to:  the guy who knows squat about design –desperate to do any show about anything –tell him to stop sucking up Our air waves.  Deepest Recession since 1930’s, people in desperate situation –Doesn’t need a Marie Antoinette.

DON’T put A Thing into any storage rental facility.  If you do:  COUNT on loosing it, no thanks to pigs –like Berkus, et al –who don’t mind scavaging, picking off Other People’s property.

Deep daVine Remedy:  write to your rep in House and Senate:  DEMAND they START writing bills that Look Out for us –WE the people, and STOP protecting corporations that Caused this Recession, Cause job-loss shipping jobs OUT of the US –Caused greatest theft of wealth –property –pension in US history.

YOU:  don’t write —don’t complain?  DON’T whine –when they come for YOUR home –your pension –your job –your household.

Nat Berkus, the homosexual Marie Antoinette of “decoration”:   may YOU know what it’s like to LOOSE what You care about –photos, letters, mementos –pension –home –be on RECEIVING end of what You did today.

For the Immoral trash you threw up on OUR air waves:  drop dead –soon.

best daVine Remedy of all:  the Universe WILL extract payment for what you did today.  You:  cannot inflict pain -harm on others –and for Money, and NOT get paid back.  Bad Luck to you:  evading Balance Due. 

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Drug-Pusher ABC –Junk-Dealer CNN –Penta-goon Lover NBC: Good News

UPDATE ABC – The head of News Dept. Announced:  Addition.

Decided to add scholar –researcher –writer –Reporter?

Lawyer “News” Head, no passion for journalism -standards –informing, un-tethered to Quality, desperate to jack up eyeballs and ad revenue: frantic for something -any thing, scraped barrel-bottom –raised the barrel –looked underneath –and Aha!

‘Best’ thing to add to ABC:  argumentative tight-ass right-wing Conformist, manifesto down hard –no deviation, Elizabeth H.

Claim to fame? She ate bugs and stuff on a mindless island reality show, so Barbara (Wawa) Walters snapped her up, plopped the twenty-something and her views into the ‘View’.  When she’s not away popping out another WASP bundle, with her mind firmly shut, rightist rants –so rude, shrill, dogmatic un-watchable, from any angle.

She once had the gall, from her extremely lucky space on the sofa:  to spout right-winger Karl Rove (fired strategist of last Administration) type points at guest President Obama.
She:  “saving jobs—cops, teachers, fire fighters, etc.—doesn’t count in Recovery Job Program.”
President: “It does to those who kept their job.” She lost.

If you loved the 1950s –or wish you had been there, think the two wars started by The Thug & The Dick “winnable” –want religion shoved into government, but only one/yours, plus Republican usual rigids: you’ll like ex bug-eater extremist.  Most amazing thing about the right-winger? Her parents were hippies….

The Hassle will occur on G-dawful Mindless America’s sofa, G-d only knows why.

If “News” guy keeps this up by the time he’s outta there in December: ABC will be A Barrel-bottom Conglomerate —A Bastardized Clone of sly FOX “news.”  ABC –Will appeal to dumbest among us –skip hard news –go for the twisted –the invented “news” –the Lies also?

IF you’re thinking ‘dumb, ugly as when NBC ‘treated’ superb journalist Jane Pauley to Debra Norville shoved into sofa’  —don’t like rants –dogma –made-up stuff early morning/ever, there is still daVine Remedy:  CBS, C-Span, silence.

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UPDATE CNN  Okay, ROFL –so hard, can’t type… ok, lol, Serious: with all the rotten –dumb –weird stuff happen’ if you could use a giggle catch this— 

Full disclosure: the In-Box So crammed full of things need posting Right Now –researching –trying to catch every word on C-Span –repeat of stock market tape, The Daily Show, this author maybe Only one who didn’t catch The News when it happened –sorry but ROFLMAO. 

Rick Sanchez, Weasel.

Mr. Klein, sorta news head —had recently given away more of CNN‘s not-valuable time to Rick Sanchez who clogged up afternoon air waves, with garbage –junk so bad Truly UN-watchable (see below). 

Last week: Pea-brain In Charge Mr. Klein –Fired! from CNN. 

Thursday: Rick-the dufus-Sanchez does radio interview to publicize his book–Who Knew he could –type?—says Truly Stupid Ignorant remarks

Friday –BAM! –next morning, his Arse booted

Jon Stewart of The Daily Show has, yes, told it like it was, Total Meathead ( Jon Stewart’s label), aka wickedly funny savages. [Stupid Washington Post being annal –if link doesn’t work click –for the giggle] 

Saturday night: Jon Stewart hosts a charity event in NY, changes his monologue, a bit… 

Total Meathead –what, ‘thought’ no one would hear him –on the radio??? Not only Doesn’t Get how lousy he does the job, sees himself Victim –ragged on for being a minority, but not for his, uh, ‘product’ —Toasts himself, and not in a good way 

To those who do the dull -attend meeting -digging –researching –every day, Reporters, with Standards –Total Meathead and his ilk… maybe the same as:  those with passion -love for baseball, see a huge steroid head appear –the game disrespected, the honor, the Record Books, destroyed…. Sanchez, Meathead. 

Score one for us, this side of the screen, who Just Frigg’n Want the Story –the NEW stuff that Matters, with Facts without smaltz -stupidity smeared all over it. Bobble-heads reading public’s Opinion on Mangled Stuff, dripping with emotion: we cannot get Informed. Can the Junk. 

Hmmm…Dobbs -Klein -Sanchez…this author writes, e-mails about dreadful Dobbs: suddenly canned one night two weeks later; e-mail and post —Sanchez booted five days later. This author –powerful? LOL, DE-lish. 

Good news: Total Meathead Sanchez OUT. 

You’re slow, CNN but you’re Gett’n there. Now:  ‘Marketing’ morons’ –Little girl Anderson Cooper, the gooey girls, drivel stories; hire Investigative Reporter –Cover government, Without opinion –Actual news -network. 

What If: they had respect for us –did the News for Smart people, all day -all night…. 

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ABC –Urine -Dung -Slobber About five -six weeks ago the 6th-grader “host” of whatever it is ABC throws up Saturday mornings: got camera outside on Broadway –close-up shot of his dog –close-up shot of urine, Broadway sidewalk. THAT his ‘sayonara’ his last show before he failed up-wards –booted to pandering mess for pre-teens, AKA “Night Line.”
Urine –‘cool’ –to you? –Useful –to make informed plans –decisions about issues -candidates -your life?

Later That week George –ex host of Sunday political show now host on ‘G-d Awful America’ actually ‘hosted’: the Mouth, AKA Michele Malkin, a person so extreme –aggressive -nasty –right-wing, she makes “conservatives” look like Liberals. 

ABC So Desperate

Her “credentials” –“reason” host George had her on his sofa? –Pollster –analyst -multi-degree specialist? Naw, she is sly Fox troll, she writes on a website –angry barely literate stuff, wrapped around tiny kernel of almost fact –for low-info -closed-minded -shut-in -high school drop out crowd. 

Host George: challenged junk statements –asked proof of her claims -questioned if her source of incomefrom insurance, think-tank funders, right-wing corp’s? Nope. Host George: asked the Mouth opinion on stuff. The Mouth: excreted dung

When Charlie Gibson, evening news anchor, had enough: person playing the part of “news” director at ABC summoned up –results of the newly unemployed –a wet finger up above his head –left-over leaves in a cup? 

Whatever, “News” head-juggler arrived at ‘conclusion’: ABC Evening news anchored by –experienced reporter/journalist Not, dribbled by the hostess with the leastest sob sister Diane Sawyer. –Evening news Emoted –slobbered to those who just want to know: what went on in the world –made mistake clicking on ABC

She drips –she slobbers –she over-emphasizes –fake questions as she throws up the drivel and the dross and the zoo’s cutest and slobbers emotion all over. You don’t get Informed, you do feel need to shower afterwards. 

“News” director, obviously: already cattle-prodded –lumps squatting in Disney/Capital Cities board room, who don’t give mouse ears about news –quality –Responsiblity to inform/watch government, reason they have license to use Public’s air waves, folded –“News” division into “Entertainment.” Demand Profit from informing the public –our air waves cover their salaries, too, of course. 

!TaDa –men with ‘heartbreak’ of ‘deeply’ serious rampant(?) ‘disease’ –limp penis –want erection, whenever –big pharma–highly profitable–“remedy” shoved onto the “news” half-hour non-stop. One could think: it’s epidemic. 

Proof Disney bored board don’t give slightest thought to public : booted anchor George –booted Reporter Jake Taper: to drop in CBS, CNN wash-out Christiane Amanpour -into “This Week.” Hostess:  lectures Americans on AMERICAN politics –in Patronizing heavy accent. –you’re not smart enough to get HER point: she flaps hands -glasses at camera for, uh, punctuation. Comments: Majority DOESN’T want her, STOPPED watching. Disney doesn’t care –she’s a ‘bargain’ bore? 

Disney humps

DO care about: M-O-N-E-Y. Six THOUSAND known diseases of the human body, but limp penis ad money the ONLY thing that matters to Disney, the ‘family’ mega-corporation. 

Disney bored told the lawyer guy playing the part of “news” director: cut out 28% of the people who gather –investigate –write –report news. He not passionate about journalism, reporting either, swung his money-making little guillotine -DOWN went news quality. 

Sob sister Sawyer who drips more –over less, certainly NOT taking cut in her multi-million buck salary –Do a thing which would, uh, Improve whatever it is ABC does in the evening -morning -week-ends. 

Good News

As ABC tries to copy the bottom-scrapping sly Fox ‘news’ channel, head “news” lawyer guy will join the Great Ted Koppel – OUT in the real world: he announced Quitt’n time. Hey: NOT soon enough –Don’t wait till December –Get out now

At ABC that leaves only superb reporter Martha Raddatz, sole investigative reporter Brian Ross, cut-down newsroom staff to…soldier on. –Till they axed in bored board’s Lust/Quest for More M-O-N-E-Y. Lust for Informing? As they slide down sleaze-ball road, May they: choke on it. 

daVine Remedy –to how ABC is using our air waves: stay OUT of Disney parks till they clean up their act -MEET their obligation to report Hard News –whether it makes money or not. 

Who, exactly, doesn’t care –about Obligation, Responsibility, These humps:  Send Disney: your thoughtshere 

PROOF CNN trades in Junk? Ricky Sanchez –well-named Don Lemon –little uh uh uh girl faux reporter Anderson Cooper –ascot-swathed semi comedian –giggly girls –and the Assumption: people who want to know what’s happening in the world –are as dumb as Rick-the doofus-Sanchez.

 Plus: long-past sell-by date Larry King. King, e.g., softballs lobbed at Jimmy Carter: HOW, after booted  from White House by nearly ALL voters, he earned money –HOW he got “peace” prize. 


-Jimmy Carter became deep background PR ‘advisor’ –to Yassir Arafat –PLO; 

-BADGERED Nobel committee for FIFTEEN YEARS: whining ‘you gave it to the two I put together, where’s mine’? When committee finally relented: Jimmy –used the ceremony –to lecture the world. King: NO mention of Carter –any celebrity’s, Junk.  

This author wrote to Jimmy, years ago –calling on him to deny he was covert advisor for Arafat, PLO: No Reply. 

Ted Turner, entrepreneur, visionary –put the money together to put reporters around the world to cover the world –started CNN, and regrets, as much as the public, he sold his brilliant enterprise to bloated mega-corp. Time-Warner. 

CNN, spawn of Glenn Beck, turned into: near-parody of news-reporting entity –with e.g., the wolf-man, Wolf Blitzer and his pseudo-urgent “reports.” Flip to it, in basic cable, and Major Whoop: viewer is likely to be treated to THREE-DAY OLD junk –NOT the new news stuff anybody Wants. –A car crash, somewhere? Oh ya, they’re ‘on it’ ‘on it’ ‘on it’ –Weather –200 -2,000 miles off US coast, yup THAT’s “news” to them. 

Rick Sanchez: if you missed the drivel the first time –he WILL repeat sentence –at least two more times as he “delivers” trash –the LEAST useful junk of any mouth in the biz. –News? He Actually READS Tweets –sent by the at-home crowd, ya know: to ‘liven up’ the dross. 

Sanchez on the payroll –from ‘Deep’ research slave master Time-Warner did –on the ‘under-served’ market: the stuck in bed –in nursing homes –in hospitals –in ski chalets –in maternity wards. We should take up a collection: Another survey –show them those still capable of Human Thought DON’T GIVE A THOUGHT to the trash put out by CNN. WHY are they in Cable –Anywhere? 

Corporate master Time-Warner Bloat-miesters: flog way old tired ‘slogan’ “respected news team” –laughable —ANY local junk news station going WILL read more current stuff. 

Corporate slave toiling in Big chair in little news office –who hasn’t figured out How To deliver –any timely –any that Matters, did manage to deliver: his resignation this week. Now –with the canned music tapes, the low-info big illustrations books, he goes on Time-Warner shovel shelf. GoooBye, Good riddance “news” shoveler. 

daVine Remedy –for corporate whores Time-Warner: call -tell them you -your family -friends WON’T order their cable till they respect Journalism Standards –supply Hard News. 


Once Upon a Time in America: NBC. When Americans wanted –to know the new –happening in Congress, in the world -they turned on –Not so-called ‘most trusted man’ Cronkite (–never heard that growing up), but to the ‘gold standard’ of news: Huntley & Brinkley on NBC, one in New York, one in DC. 

The two newspaper men did their own research, writing. When I was a child: everyone wanted to know what they had to say; what they said: mattered. They were serious reporters, told you what you needed to know -without zoo cuties. Huntley & Brinkley so serious: on the rare occasion when they talked to each other, it was riveting. Once: one started to laugh at something, which caused the other uncontrollable laughter –they couldn’t stop. It was a treat! 

“Marketing” morons: ‘deduced’ from that Americans want drivel chatter thrown into news broadcast; spawned Nothing anyone wants: gooey chit-chat by air-heads on every local news show –Informs no one. 

NBC –once so respected, when they announced an “NBC White Paper” investigative report, people made plans -stayed home and watched. 

It was unnerving when Chet Huntley retired to Big Sky, Montana in 1971, died only three years later; David Brinkley more serious after that. The pair succeeded by superb Edwin Newman, died just last week, 1st rate journalist John Chancellor, the ‘kid’ who always did his homework Tom Brokaw. 

But NBC moved with the times, sorta, promoted from within. A 22-year old promoted till he landed at the top, making all the decisions. Pretty-boy Brian Williams, reads the nightly news, promoted from his last one –researcher –reporter? He put up letters on the board for on-camera talent to READ. 

What does he read: all the goo anyone can stand, especially any thing sent from those avaricious suckers-up-of-public’s-money: the penta-goons. 

Contract to make a weapon for last war –Iraq construction so bad it kills –They can’t find $9 BILLION bucks they shipped to Iraq –not one receipt for multi-billions sent before that??? No prob: NBC will ‘gloss’ it –not report it, whatever the war goons want, they can get from NBC, parent and war contractor GE. 

NBC has Devolved into Junkfor Them: sell off NBC. –Who do they want to sell it to: a cable corporation –one of the worst going.


If Your -my Congress members give their okey-dokey: a supplier of Pipes (cable) will Also OWN creative Product (TV shows) to shove through those pipes –own BOTH sides. No Problem? Can you say m-o-n-o-p-o-l-y? 

Will potential buyer of NBC –Comcast cable, be dictator –and monopoly? The buyer wants: once 22-year old G-O-N-E So wonderkid announced this week: he’s Outta there in December. Does it matter –stuck-in-the-mud in charge of every thing Jeff Zucker Out? Only if: person with Newspaper Standards replaces him. 

Jeff Zucker

NBC: so lousy, Without merit –quality –depth –comedy –original programming, the ONLY thing worth watching –ONLY time I ever turn on? 

Conan Nolan, KNBC half-hour program on Sundays: Los Angeles to state government –the people, topics, politics –candidates, ballots, issues in between. 

HOW dumb is NBC? Routinely bumps Nolan’s program: for gambling, for sports. WHY is THAT bumped at all –WHY only 1/2 hour? Jeff Zucker didn’t care –money-making junk more important, so no reason to care he’s Going. 

Plenty of reason to care: about a lousy cable company becoming a monopoly: write to your Senator –if you’re Californian SEE – Sidebar under “California” –for address links 

Write to: FCC –complain –demand they DENY Comcast application/approval to buy NBC. We CAN do better. 

daVine Remedy 

Don’t write –DON’T complain when NOBODY is watching government For us, we the people, but they use OUR air waves to suck money/DON’T fulfill Obligation. 

Corporate influence –using Public’s air waves But NOT informing –control over Americans –life in America is destroying America. No?

-70% of Americans: now take at least one drug

1 in 4 children, adults: obese; diabetic –change just since 1970s and rise of cereal loaded with sugar -drive-thru junk food loaded into poor neighborhoods; cheap high fructose corn syrup, of giant Ag/mega-farm corporate producers given massive tax ‘breaks’ –shoved into soda, nearly every processed food

-85% of Americans: pension stolen –mortgage underwater –need shelter, job and/or food. 

Not enough corporate influence in our lives –now Corporations: free to pour All the money they want directly into elections –ballot issues, without identifying themselves, thanks to right-wing “conservative” no-longer supreme court. 

Glenn Beck –sly Fox “news”: rip off their own viewers–pitching gold–lie, make up facts on History. 

How much more till You wise up –Write Congress members: demand broadcasters stop trying to make money off News –stop Comcast from buying NBC? 

Bloggers: way NOT –going to do investigating, exposing, informing. Either broadcast news: DO their job –or loose license -right to use our air waves for free. 

daVine Remedy –Want democracy to survive

Newspapers: buy –subscribe –click relevant ads in on-line newspaper. DON’T: HOW do newspapers pay reporters who investigate –research candidates –bills –waste –abuse –violations –fraud –expose toxins, criminals, watch government for us?


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Helicopters Circling, One Dead Man Vs Two Cops –Protest

There’s plenty of things I could be doing this Labor holiday. Instead –I call around to find out why –numerous helicopters circling, making stupid annoying racket –for a long time, when there weren’t any sirens first.

Police:  Helicopters ‘probably not’ theirs. They say:  there’s a protest going on in MacArthur Park.

A man with a reportedly small knife got shot dead by two cops Saturday. As reported: someone called the police about a man with a knife. Two cops rolled up on bicycles, reportedly ordered the man to put down the knife. Does anyone “need” to know –the context –the rest of the story –Why people in the neighborhood angry, protesting?

A knife Vs. two guns?
$100 bucks says: the cops will claim they shot the man because “feared for their life.” One man with knife Vs. two cops with guns? –“self-defense”? I call that:  incompetent training. I call that:  murder.

A knife Vs. two guns?
Long, detailed, in-depth Smart TRAINING that taught cops HOW to defuse such situations –when they were training to become cops –Where was that?

THIS murder
Exposes the Lousy training, Again. Boston boob Bill Bratton, ex LAPD chiefy –so busy jetting out-of-town, didn’t have time –or interest, to LOOK at training
–at antiquated junk cops do. –Not on his To Do list to check IF supervisors KNEW How to do Crowd Control –DID cost us MILLIONS and MILLIONS when he/they failed to DO job properly –chased, shot, struck women holding babies
-pushing strollers -anyone -everyone -even reporters covering the story of cops who chased May Day workers marching in the park after a FEW got rowdy.

–Did have time to mouth off to reporters about being out of town so much –and to make POLITICAL ads for da Mayor.   –Thank Bratton for PERMANENT 10% new tax slapped on Your phone bill –ten days after voters got tricked into voting for the tax a Judge told Mayor V. “not legal.”

–Just some of the reasons I lobbied long, hard for Charlie Beck to become Chief of LAPD after Boston Boob –quit to take a JOB with the outside “consultant” who did the court-ordered fed LAPD watching –day AFTER over-sight lifted.   duh, cozy –coincidence? Good Riddence to the Boob, another in line of incompetents.  Don’t come back, Bratton –NOBODY misses you, nobody.  IF you had any class:   proceeds of your house sale put into City kitty. –YOU part of the reason City is broke.

19th Century?
Chief Beck: a man’s man, a cop’s cop, MUST take the training manual apart and RE-EXAMINE every part –to get cops into THIS century. This case exposes long-time, stupid, criminal SOP.  –Practices like the ones involved:
woman asleep in driver’s seat of her car parked at a mall –LAPD cops startled her awake when they banged on window –shot her dead when they saw gun near her lap;
moron holding off cops –while holding his baby, both shot dead –couldn’t wait;
morons holding loot they snatched from nearby bank –hours-long shoot-out –in residential streets
“gangster” chased up my street –his final resting place when cop pumped
bullets into him after he ran, laid there, with halogen brighter-than-daylight-spots, all night
–not gonna be forgotten anytime soon.

When man with knife did not comply with cops’ orders?  On drugs –or deaf -Couldn’t understand English -disoriented -blind, blinded -confused? –Dead for THAT?  Could happen –to YOU –me –ANYone in Los Angeles and I’m fed up with it.

–ANYONE think if the man attempted to stab the cops they COULDN’T disarm him –up-close and personal??? –they “couldn’t” just WAIT? sheesh This murder: exposes the criminal acts of police –with LOUSY training.

Cops Are poorly trained
Who DOES know daVine Remedies –has the Smarts –does Smart policing –de-escalation of tense situations?  Too bad if it’s “profiling” –I’ve seen Some do some Remarkable things, How to get along, How to survive, How to do Smart in the street.

Here’s just two:
Example: waiting at red light, left-turn lane, a car rear-ended my baby. Good neighborhood lined with trees/easy-to-see light & intersection, bright sunny day, no reason to miss seeing me, others, sitting there. I was shook up, instantly angry.

As I got out thought what excuse I would hear -mental check-list of stuff to get from driver –as tall older black man rose from drab green at least 15-year old car.  He came forward: “I am so sorry I hit your car, it was completely my fault, I’m sorry” –before I spoke.

What???  NObody admits guilt –about anything. I looked down, yup, bright freshly shined chrome bumper on my vintage beauty –deeply dimpled.  Looked up –he apologized, again.  I was stunned.  I looked at his 50-something face, longer than normal.  –upper-class neighborhood –black man –in the wrong… I –backed up, got into my car, said:  not a word… drove off.

Can’t explain.  Stunned, didn’t see the point of making him pay.  Drove off, silently. Never forgot –the incident, the man, how he handled situation/what he taught -what he knew….

Example:  Crossing parking lot on my way in –rent-a-cop –stopped me –huh??? –stood in the doorway of a sanctuary —what the heck??? –Going to prove he was a ‘man’/worth his pay???  Nobody keeps a person from entering a religious building. The fool:  clearly obviously a fool.  –I wasn’t dressed inappropriately, wasn’t noisy -hadn’t said a word between my car and the door, wasn’t behaving any odd way.  He threatened me!  Idiot.  Appalled, called his bluff, let him Prove his stupidity, stayed put till:  police arrived.

It would have been amusing if it wasn’t so stupid.  When police arrived –neither stopped, they listened to pea-brain first.  Clueless what he could possibly say, I waited.  When they came to me –one went behind, one in front like I was some kind of threat, I knew they were ‘green’ -fresh out of the Academy, but this was plenty weird.  Whatever rent-a-cop had said:  they believed him –I had to leave or they would –Yikes, arrest me.  I got vocal -angry –too weird to argue with them:  I demanded their supervisor come on scene.   Surprised, but they complied, had to do.

Supervisor:  grizzled, gruff, older, likeable. I started out:  wanted complaint put in their jacket –for FAILING to cite code –reason –or even Listen.  Supervisor –listened to each of them, to me –back and forth; congregation began filling up parking lot, Actual or not, short version:  he agreed with me –rent-a-cop a moron; talked me out of complaint, convinced me not to go into the sanctuary while duffus there.  That supervisor:  Knew How to Listen, How to diffuse; everybody left, quietly. He was wise, he was pleasure to watch, he was black. (Footnote: I called sanctuary Admin. office, filed detailed complaint on pea-brain, they apologized.)

LA Police Academy: needs to pull cops like that supervisor off the street –into the Academy, give newbies Loads of his Common Sense lessons, all day, every day –long before How to put Bullets in Humans.

What will happen to those cops –who murdered a man with a KNIFE?  Even if you moved to Los Angeles six months ago, you already know what I, California native living here all my life, Knows:  Absolutely nothing will happen to those cowboys. They will stay home awhile, with pay, then go back on the street –to “protect” us some more.

Steve-what crime-Cooley, Los Angeles DA who wants to be California’s next Attorney General, Absolutely WON’T prosecute them –any cop, for murder.

Cooley plays politics with LAPD –with crime.  Cooley will hone “image” as “tough” guy –on criminals –on the side of COPS, so he will squat in his office, do squat about murder of man with a knife.

People like me (–you?):  aren’t going to go out in the street and protest.  But people who live in the neighborhood, people who knew the man “he was no trouble” are in the park protesting.  Good.  When will detailed Report –blame determined, appear?

“News” room
I called local TV stations about stupid noisy helicopters –to get them stopped. From elimination I figured out:  KNBC and probably slimy Fox must be doing the circling –spreading noise, toxins.

Assignment editors in those news rooms: DON’T send reporters to cover –CRA crooks –City Council meetings OR politics –Board of Supervisors –City Hall DAILY –DWP ding-dong con artists –Massive incompetence of School bored board, but they can circle a park, disturb residents for HOURS for ‘film at 11:00.’  –How LOCAL government spent your MONEY last week? –they can’t be bothered.

–“slimy” Fox?
Fox owner Billionaire Rupert Murdoch employs shiny/not bright Sarah Palin, Sean Shamity and Glenn Becky, the new ‘tele-vangilist’ who slimes the President nightly implying he is “Muslim” –not American, not “Christian” among many other labels.  Low-info watchers of that crap believe him –INSTEAD of doing ANY homework –THINKING for themselves –calling/writing Fox to protest –un-balanced ding-dongs.

But, oops
Billionaire Murdoch’s largest investor in Fox? oh, gosh, The SAME Arab MUSLIM who also has his money in madrassas, Middle Eastern schools that teach boys to be terrorist/hate women -Americans, AND oops, in Muslim cultural center to be built “near” Ground Zero, among many others.  oh well.   He never mentions that, guess Sky-Is-Always-Falling Glenn Becky doesn’t –mind?

daVine Remedy?
Me? You? Who needs to fear GANGS?  LAPD cops –with lethal weapons –Lousy training and NO STREET SMARTS plenty enough to worry about.  What is Remedy for cops who kill citizens –get away with it?

You CAN call Chief Beck’s office –demand END to incompetent antiquated ‘self-defense’ cowboy training –demand GOOD training.  Focus on the goal:  Don’t ‘mouth off’/be rude if you want to be taken seriously –NOT get shot by wimps with guns.  No one will answer today, leave a Smart message, or call tomorrow.
Chief Beck: 213-486-0150

WHEN did LOCAL TV “news” examine LAPD training –ever? Those are OUR air waves they’re using –to push drugs –make money.

Call local TV stations –demand HARD news –or don’t whine when all they throw up is cele-brat red carpet rag ‘news’ -fuzzy animal ‘coverage’ -crime, traffic, weather IN OTHER STATES junk -sheesh
-KNBC 818-840-4444 –ask for “News Comment line”
-KTLA 323-460-5393 –inside number, hard to get –ever see 1pm “news”? –CALL
-KCBS -KCAL 818-655-2290 –AND:  give up one of the TWO stations they own in ONE market
-KABC 818-863-7777
-Fox –don’t know number –would they stop pimping female uh, readers long enough to DO hard news?  Ask them here
–while you’re at it tell them to STOP “reporting” Biased “news” –as their corporate master Rupert has ordered AND:  give up one of the TWO stations he owns in ONE market, LA, along with your thoughts on what they’re doing to this country…. –Make it a daVine Remedy


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ABC “News” Just Proved: It’s a Mickey Mouse Network

If you’ve watched evening news on ABC:  you’ve seen slobber-sister Sawyer drip emotion all over Every piece of news snippet ABC is willing to throw up.

If you have ever seen ABC on a Friday night:  you already know the trash –dung heap they wallow in on “20/20” with OLD ‘cases’ of he/she ‘dun wrong’ and the truly worthless trash of faked made-up garbage, same evening.

Not bad enough, the morons ‘in charge’ sunk to a new low this morning when they booted the Fine and Actual Reporter Jake Tapper for a hostess mess who knows squat about the inside of US politics.

I can’t be bothered to look up the spelling of her name, she’s the one who already struck out on CBS and the low-wattage CNN.  Now her third strike: “This Week” –Sunday am, turned into junk.

The Sunday morning program has always been enlightening, even when the guests are ideologues.  The reporters -right-wingers -leftists -authors, et al mix it up, trade barbs, talk about issues.

Truth to tell: I still miss David Brinkley as host.  I tolerated, after a loooong boycott, George S. as host.  At least he was political insider, as ex aide to ex Pres. Clinton,up on all current events, lively, if not outright rude. When he went off to fulfill his version of the Peter Principle, host Jake Tapper:  excellent.

Then the boobs booted Tapper for this sorry mess.  Maybe:  there wasn’t enough oxygen in their ivory tower.  If you didn’t get her slanted worthless blathering:  she punctuated it with flapping hands, so ‘appreciated’ on-camera.

Still didn’t get her one-sided inept questions? She flailed her glasses, the ‘better’ to follow.

OMG, what a lousy bore. Instead of the spirited often illuminating Round Table discussion: the pea-brains stuck HER in front of each guest to ask the banal.

Does it Matter that ABC has/is sinking to new lows?  Those air waves they’re using –to push drugs, for the ‘serious’ “disease” of erectile uh, dysfunction, belong to US, we the people.  The Privilege given:  for the Responsibility.

ABC Doesn’t just get to push drugs -crap to make money off their License. They have Responsiblity –Obligation to be our ‘eyes’ ‘ears’ to watch government.  That’s the Deal.  But If they’re “watching” old murder cases –made-up garbage –hire a heavily-accented bore who asks slanted Dumb questions:  WE don’t get informed.

What’s the daVine Remedy for Another ABC mess? Hmmm, how about: you send ABC an e-mail or three, and then we STOP watching ABC.  See how many blue pills their advertisers can sell if viewership sinks to CNN’s with the hostess with the leastest.

Best daVine remedy: If you want to see good reporting –stories in-depth –some fine investigative work, well-rounded stories: watch Katie Couric/CBS evening news. I monitor all news programs and she is doing Fine job.

sheesh, I’m angry.

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Gulf Oil Monster: a Very Good Thing?

A well-dressed man spotted an attractive prospect and after chatting, charming, shelling out for drinks, leaned in and whispered: “Will you have sex with me for $100,000?”
Prospect, with broadening grin, cozied up and replied:  “yes”
Well-dressed leaned back:  “Will you have sex with me for $50?”
Prospect stunned:  “What do you take me for?
“We’ve already established that, now we’re haggling over price.”

Election Eve 2004- 38,000 contracts sat on our Oval Office desk –oil -gas -coal -precious metals –minerals –America’s resources, rights –signed away, ready to be dealt.  Who signed away OUR nation’s resources?  Who got— Who used government for personal gain?

Giggly happy all was ‘right’ in their worldBunch of Profiteers went out one April night to celebrate– their rig to extract oil in deep water far from Louisiana shore, speed-built with arrogance and incompetence to save money, completed –’no screw ups.’

Un-funny thing happened along the way:   The Universe had Last ‘Toast’ –the rig exploded –very same night.  Coincidence?

Prostitutes?  Who –helped the ‘well-dressed’ get off deep, deep into the nether regions –no prophylactic, cap in case of ‘leakage’… Who –swore, promised to protect –dropped veils on watchdogs, rules, regs… Who –danced pippers’ tunes… Who took the money?

Thuggery pays well knows the frat boy who bummed long after his C-student days.  He bought baseball team on investors’ money, cashed in just before it went bankrupt, left investors with memories, worthless shares. He got ‘black gold’ bug and $70 million ‘loan’ to drill for oil in his Lone Star state from daddy’s pals at House of Saud, though they already have more oil than sand and he forgot to repay –or to drill. No matter, they still hold hands.

Instead, he drilled for votes to be the ‘man’ –so-so morphed into ‘macho’ governor-man: had more people executed than anyone in US history. He stepped on that to step up with rusty, trusty pick

The Dick… war-lover, excused from Vietnam War on all five of his requests, from the Equal Rights state; willing to send anyone to war, equally. The Thug and The Dick got into the White House not by majority of voters, not by law, but by the no-longer supremes –pay-back to Republican benefactors. The Dick ‘eased in’ with $34 millions his benefactor’s way.*

All 180 at The Dick’s first meeting –benefactor, drillers, suppliers sealed in secret records –got Equal Rights from president of vice –in or out of Nation’s federally protected parks –mountain tops, wild land, off-shore, private tracts, coasts -anywhere.  Plus in country after Bait & Switch on Congress to invade Iraq.

Ecologists protecting environment –water –air –endangered species –The Dick not so big, he couldn’t come, not even once, always late, late -late for a very important date –elsewhere, all eight years.

Gulf rig…Surprise, Surprise… There had been warnings… but the oily boys paid no attention, only fines –for the corroded pipes –the leaks the fires, the injuries all over the earth. ~But They did not Listen…~They’re not Listening now…. This time: The Universe made Sure, grabbed them where they ‘live’ –fish –fowl –life smothered. ~Perhaps they’ll listen …now…. Like “Lost’s” Smoke, Oil Monster kills….

WOW… wow… without oil monster
WHO Knew:  oily boys lied to the feds, while they doled out the dough.

WHO Knew:  oily boys Don’t have Plan B -C -ANY equipment -idea HOW to Stop it… Remove it.

Who Knew:  oily boys don’t give a pence about workers –as long as the old blokes on this and t’ Other side get “their” pension money, to hell with everybody else.
Who Knew: judges hold stocks related to oil AND Don’t have to recuse themselves from oil cases…‘blind’ justice…?
WHO Knew –Regulators –regular sex –drugs –rock n’roll with rules –Regular???
Who knew –British imperialism:  not dead.  Tuff luck on the eleven lot… but stop the whining –Stiff upper, a nice cuppa should do, so tiny tiger Tony can get his life back, no more question time.
 Hey Brits:  Howdja like it if we sullied Surrey for ya?  No worries:  Oil Monster WILL come round, at your back door –about Christmas time, Easter the latest –keep your Wellies handy.

Who knew… sand castles… pelicans… whales, dolphins, turtles –oysters, shrimp –boats, cafes, habitats –fishing, fun, future –way of life –all gone the way of wetlands:  slow strangulation.

Who knew:  Republican core value —environment –now party for corp’s that pollute???

Want to Know WHO —ordered NO Face mask???  —bad photo op???  —’People Keep Out’ —Big Profiteers bought US beaches AND Law enforcement???  —DON’T Own Everyone -Rights -A thing on Public’s Property.  WHY  Profiteers allowed to call Any shots? —Learned Nothing from Ground Zero???  Where the hell is OSHA?

Americans Know???  1995 to 2006 —Republican control:  House of Representatives -Tom Delay gave baby daddy donors tax breaks —drill America, baby –Multi-billons to Big Pharma, and $35 Billion to oily boys every year.  Baby, If oily boys need OUR naturals to make money:  Why do we Give THEM enormous breaks for drilling us, baby? —take our oil???  Shouldn’t they Pay us???  What could we do -cover -start -pay back with $35 billion Every year?

Eleven humans:  murdered.  Oil:  rocketing out of ocean floor –no thumb large enough to put on those scales….  Sex -lies -greed, stupidity:  exposed, No place to hide.

Oily boys’ deep pockets grease their ‘marks’ –Everyone except ‘non-connected’ us, Americans, Knew what was going on and on, spread the wealth to Oval Office… Congress’ pockets, un-tie rules, take Nation’s resource.  —But without any recourse, exempt –Clean Water –Clean Air –Murder??? 

Without Oil Monster How else would we know:  Republicans –president of vice installed “regulators” who ‘regulated’ with sex –lies –drugs and pencils.  Pencils???  –The better to trace in ink –deceit of How to Fix what Probably Won’t Go Wrong?  Good to know:  Nobody Thought –Stopped –Refused the Money.

spreads…toxins -treachery -tidbits –tokenism –tyranny, reveals two-fisted takers, two-faced tarantulas in sickening slime.

BP at work, LA, N.WildlifeFed, by kk+ Uncovered Never exposed to sunlight any other way.Good Deal drillers —even allowed to take ranchers’ drinking water. Drink –soda?? Shower in...? If You jump the turnstile -board without a pass -dine without the tab? Why are oily boys feeding Congress members –Why aren’t they tipping Treasury? How did a corporation get the 'Good Get' –get to drill, our resource their gain?How: I was too young to get all the context, too busy to follow all, but when a Republican president picked "conservative" James Watt for Secretary of Interior: environmental laws, funds –cut. Federal lands –and offshore opened to mining, drilling –sold to drillers, back home pals –at bargain prices —all new. His mouth open: press caught every stupid word —"My staff: I have a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple." Ever-grinning, opposite of Common Sense, Watt: any want of donors —indulged; Minerals 'Management' office –pretense Republicans cared about environment. They didn't –preserve, rescue, aid a thing merely flapped lips. Over one million, including Republicans, signed "Dump Watt" petition, booted two weeks after staff comment.Too late... Watt’s infection spread: states... districts... shores... back door open –on law-makers, halls of Congress, justice, benches galore... any every where a shaft could punch for black gold 'donations' grease the way... the trusting, ignorant –votes -decisions -rulings, palms up: Nation's inheritance sold off –to low bidders."Spill" –???Groggy breakfaster + tipped milk bottle = spill. Volcano rocketing through Louisiana, circling Florida, Alabama - 'spill'??? When– their water mixes with oil rocks shore beauty –Orange Roughy, Dover sole strangled, will Brits call it "spill" or something else?When the crime scene hits –Californians will denounce “spill” –or scream bloody murder?Ga ga over GaGaWhatever tag, Mega-Media will ‘report’ it –till we gag. Our 'eyes' 'ears' to watch government: what do they care about? Tell: what you need to know? Wallow in ‘wall-to-wall’ on passé passed pedophile, biker bore, "married" player –till you want to club all. Drip drivel over daters –dieters -dancers -dealers -double Ds -diners -dopers -drivers –drunks -dwarfs –ditzoids all, too dumb to divide two. Drone on divas, dummies, droopy drawers; dive into debris –devoted to dace while dragons dance away. Diss democracy. WHEN did our 'eyes' examine: Deep deep punching of ocean floor –deeply?IF mega-media HAD done their Job, journalism Standards -ethics instead of sly Fox sky-always-falling Glenn Becky, slobber-sister Sawyer , pretty-boy Brian, sob-sister Anderson & ilk: hard news informed –had OUR say -rules -regs -environment NOT: non-stop hard-on drug ads. Depth Thing? Drug-dealers: Dangle divorce, décolletage, depravity -wannabes -has-beens -never weres; roll out 'reality' rolled into trash; bait & switch data -details –'distinction' without a difference –dog us with teases that take us for dopes; dole free airtime to doctors –duty to disclose –on drug dole?Truth or Consequences? Drug-pusher media: push drivel, dish, dung, we get surprise –attack. –Learned what since September 11th? More drugs -dished by dopes with no distinction. Market-Target toddlers, dummies, drop-outs —preys on lonely -shut-ins too ill -old to move away from screen. Everyone else: gone to Find Whole story –Big bites. TG, MSNBC for Dylan Ratigan.'Red Carpet' ragCele-brat gossip— "report" does What for you, your wallet, your life? How Much Hollywood hauled in week-end: need to know??? –What's Really going on -back rooms —how much Congress members hauled in? Hollywood -Cele-brats will bail You out? —non-stop weather —cele-brat "news" —twits' tweet twaddle gets you Hard news on CNN??? —ABC ashcan views informs asses —Airwaves —belong to WE the people, the Privilege given for the Obligation. But Mega-media spends resources to 'red carpet' trash, greedy bored on media boards: care only for the Money "news" produces, not the Money stuffed into newsmakers. The good for Now: at least bilge 'reports' mostly back-burnered, stopped in the gunk, the outrage.As journalism falls, fails to watch –things that Matter: OUR airwaves detoured into their 'medicine cabinet' cash cow. If Media this bad now: in ten years? Millennium-babies will allow bought-news into their home –work –vehicle?The Good View... Monster so huge, grave —elected: having to come front and center, we get to see their stuffings. –The kind with Brains, does the smart; the kind apologizes to monster Mother –'embarrassed' for mentioning murder, demanding reimbursement for death.Night Ops- tide out, oil in...

So picked oil -plastic-bagged going Where?  Your back-yard —mine —a broke 3rd world’s??

The Dick –Deal?
Black shroud uncovered. ‘Equal Rights’ native drilled down way off shore, invasion of vast oil reserves with handy gulf for transport –bloody financial catastrophe.  Now:   Ecological economic Gulf disaster –he stands for protecting this Gulf?  Now regret –remorse?  Now:   silent.  Ex president of vice– sent his PR hack —to protect rig owners –mega-millions mouthing Toyota-type ‘sorry-ish’ ads, Clueless, Indifferent How to –remove millions of gallons.  Ads.

If The Dick, Big Profiteers had ocean of Doing Right:  PR ‘cure’ would cost $50 million?  Or cooks shuckers, shrimpers, suppliers, innkeepers –Everyone their FREE PR division.

Uh, one question:  Why Big Profiteers running TV ads –in California?

The “Deficits don’t matter” Dick thrilling –TV station managers, not so much owners with home mortgage deficit, getting the shaft without the thrill. ~The thrill is gone… daVine Remedy for Sounds of Silence:   under arrest –stand trial for dereliction, baby.

Monster Vision
…we get hi-def picture— Who looking out to protect –the living; Who protects profiteers, position, personas.  No special equipment needed to see:  Who has the Right Stuff, who makes you sorry -wasted the vote.

Republican Mrs. Palin –Stands for –the Right?
Drunk captain crashed –Exxon’s oily super-tanker –millions of gallons dumped on Alaskan pristine shore –wildlife, way of life killed.  People picked picked picked oil —sick.
Mrs. Palin –drilled spot on Alaska Asset Management board, over $100,000 a year –did what to help –workers?  Quit before term ended, baby it was “boring” she was bored, baby.

paycheck to paycheck --matters?

She drilled for votes moved to Mayor Palin; drilled for votes moved to Governor Palin.  –Power, push, pull for ex Exxon Alaskans, baby?  She quit before term ended, it was “boring,” she was bored, baby.

Twenty years later:   Jury award –slashed by oily judges –to prop up their portfolios? 

Over 5,000 ill pickers cut adrift -medical bills un-paid.  Fish -fowl -over 800 working class not working:  dead, unreimbursed.

Exxon— got another boat, still pumping Congress, lobbyists, shareholders, not reimbursed a baby, Oily debt still unpaid, baby.  Drunk:  got a ‘pass’ and a pension, baby.   Mrs. Palin?  Alaska still oily, baby….

Moose call
Ignorance is not bliss:  Unfiltered -no ‘nosey’ newspapers, straight from moose’s mouth— She didn’t stand for working people, wildlife, way of life –Sits still for oily boys —no rules, clean up, court awards for her, baby.  Completed?  Accomplished? Moans, groans Incomplete sentences -Others’ who work.  Sarah Palin:  stands for the speaking fees, baby, tax breaks and all, not for the ‘small.’

Alaska —Part of US?
—oily boys drill America’s resources– profits– off Public’s assets –doles out dole to Alaskans???

daVine Remedy- Oily strong-box —Everyone –share Nation’s resource -profit:  50% to Americans + an Energy savings account, 25% to feds, 25% to oily boys, Who’s your daddy now?  A VERY Good Thing.

The Good Politics?
One Party:  ‘party on’ -aids corporate money-making freely, no ‘annoying’ regulation.  ‘Your fault you lost your house, bankers rule —why we gave them billions of taxpayers’ money.’   Workers -be grateful for the Minimum Wage, tough if women make less, bosses need to pull down 8,000% more.  Laid-off just ‘take any job’— no booze for you, “get drug-tested.” 

—No ‘welfare for the lazy.’  …uh, they paid unemployment insurance… but $56 Billion handed to Big Ag to grow excess corn past ten years; Texas doctors’ $15k in “ranch”-house eight-year loop-hole; $35 Billion UN-paid on Oily Boys’ taxes —Not welfare??

One Party:  putting rules back on the road we all have to travel.  —Corporations not “special” —don’t get to ignore law —party with paid-off regulators.

You —for corporate welfare —for fairness, choose which one?

Pompoms Politics
Conservationists –morphed to“conservatives” -now:  conformists —for big profiteers —for Money —for crushing people who work.  Colo. town, Oakland:  broke and  “no taxes” = no street lights -no police -no services.  Will Conformists stop using streets, roads, airports —not call Fire fighters?  —But ‘okay’ gut economy –hand our money to fat bankers -Wall Street wallowers?

 ‘Speaker’ Sarahapologist bankrupt BartonThe Dick… dead-eye on the prize.  Now that we know– prostitutes sold their soul –purchased to ‘cheer lead’ for the ‘special,’ how about we call a spade –a dirty monster, shills whores for selling out —cashing in every -one for cash. 

Pompoms for pumping:  revealed for what it is, baby.  When the Monster exploded –Criticizing next one in Oval Office hot seat when musical chairs music stopped DOESN’T cut it.
Conformists’:  PLAN to Increase economy —Generate jobs —money into  small businesses to survive -thrive?  Even Follow Constitution –obey law?  Proof they WON’T give away our money -economy to mega-corporations again?
Hey, hey how many dolphins –can a windmill slay?

–Oil Monster Stinking lousy Big Profiteers:  trapped all, not just the “small.”  Cannot Look –drenched wildlife –not realize:  exciting times.  Big Oil:  done us –all, Big Opportunity

It’s Easy to Kill—

free at last...


How do we get more? 
Go create a creature, make an animal –from a petroleum wall.  The Universe not going to relent:  we cannot tolerate another event, NO MORE argument.  WE change our ways, give Nature Respect.

Exposed…wetlands –buffer to protect ALL, so if Strangulation is crime:  what is Punishment?  When is Execution? 

—Haven’t got you, babe?
Sun-screen?  Moisturize?  Creams, cosmetics:  ‘finest’ –bargain brands?  If it’s ‘creamy’ baby, Larded with:  propyl glycols –petroleum –through skin lands in liver, baby.  No eye-cream for you?  No worries:  FDA says it’s OK –it’s in your drugs, baby swallow away.  Oops –Moisturizer Turns skin to putty. 

hmm…petroleum in medicine -Chapstick -tooth paste -hand cream -hair gel -lipstick -thousands of personal care products every day, all day FDA knows ‘okay’ —How?

Not You—
Monster spreading through the Gulf –mad, sad –Angry –or not, oil Not Your Fault?   Dislike smoking, don’t mind it’s banned —by banners with no legal standing -don’t Own the air, not a peep outta you? 

So the 271 Million toxic carbon pounds –dumped on parks, playgrounds -crops, water –songbirds, honeybees –all creatures great & small, once-flourishing and endangered all —glaciers, oceans, estuaries —on you from 70,000 commercial flights a day, not counting helicopters -private planes —You have What to say?  Ya, let’s have more walks -runs for the ‘cure.’

Not your fault —you don’t own a jet –jet skis -speedboat -dune buggy -snow mobile -RV?  Lawn mower manual –lights in the other rooms –off = Your carbon footprint ‘light’?  Really…
You —keep hydrated:  drink bottled water, in car –with plastic bumpers —all petroleum-made, and What happens to the empties?  Jammed –into landfills, year on year one and all… into earth -water table -atmosphere -rains down –on –all life great & small…. But you want —tobacco banned?

 ‘cheap’ handy plastic bag :  at $20 to you —would land in landfill -street drain -ocean?  Los Angeles had to use $5 MILLION pick up trash NOT in the can, last year.

Fuming on fossil fuel —power up on the pits?

Not you, babe, your mutual funds invested in —don’t know?  Call:  fund manager Ask, Demand Not in oil —not any related in any way. 

The shark swims to eat, eats to swim The corporation that ‘lives’ to pump –no different from any other, except for incompetence –indifference to consequences, life.  They don’t care about past –’watchdogs’ -engineers -experts -labor, all merely ‘tools,’ means to juicy profitable end.  Good to know….

…dead dolphins…but How Far does the Thought —the Rage —the Outrage go? 

skimming Alabama...

Back to the store, that one item…? —Your car, not enough miles against each gallon? —Letter to oil advocate/your Congress member —You meant to, but unwritten?  Drill, baby —just a poly-tics thang, just keep on keep’n on Even if it destroys….

Cannot afford electric car –happy to have job, car —battle traffic –You:  back & forth to work —solo??

Amount of oil exploded out of the pipe one day:   amount we, Americans, used up on the road in One HOUR.

Americans Livid
–frantic at $4 gas… didn’t/don’t want to pay penny -twenty -eighty cents more at the pump —so fed bean-counters could put away some beans for a rainy day, A Better way. 1980s England:  Brits paid $8 a gallon (equivalent), I was there.**  Now:  Even more, all over Europe.  You care –the humans, the creatures, the planet –but, you’re here –that’s ‘over there’ –you “can’t” spare more?  Talk:  a bargain, but Bus –bicycle –feet?

…checkerboard beach…

Greenish Ready Remedy If it was oxygen:  what would you pay?  We, Americans, Have to join world community:  pay at the pump or pay with the planet.   Get Ready:  $8 -$10 -$14 each gallon of gas –till we decide, organize Real alternative.  You —Letter demand:  to  House and Senate?

 …tarred turtles… should rocket the angry straight ~To those science books… math –biology –technology –engineering –Find a Better Way to power our world –without murdering creatures –Right Now today.

Monster –daVine?

Oil consuming Gulf Life.  People in Louisiana:  What did they expect?  Voted in corporations’ Republicans = Gulf full of oilrigs.

Job –house –pension gone.  You -family –friends:  What did you expect?

Shop at ‘bargain’ big-box store, eat at ‘bargain’ national chain/MacDonald’s –products shipped mega-distance –on oil; pension at mega-bank.  —Mega-corporations take your money:  buy favorable laws -politicians –to un-regulate. 

 Jobs:  shipped off-shore on price.   Cram down wages -prices, slice/dice housing -banking -oilrig laws galore = mega-profit –Nation’s economy:  Wrecked.  Those ‘bargains’ —paid for with Americans’ job —labor at $.71 a Day over there. 

But –Question skills, history, life experience —homework or just vote ‘most ads’ candidate?  You “need” to wait for Congress not —Stop the vicious circle:  don’t feed mega-corporations who buy politicians who take the money.

Mega-corporations  Did not steal your creativity –energy –passion –anger, Speak up.  Buddy up with others as fired up as you –make Your Own Way:

 –mega-corporate money OUT of elections:  Demand Public funding

–Form food co-op –local farmers
–Open credit union account –I’ve had one for years, they are Great
 –Shop -eat -buy:  local –from neighbors, bypass job-burning big-boxes
 –Shop candidates:  Before you give up vote -Ask views –Record –donors
Silence Not golden  Your representatives in Congress –You pay them, get your money’s worth:  call, write –demand they STOP the oil flow —CUT the addiction –FIND –Fund –Vote Green ways to go –nothing to do with petroleum.  We Don’t need food shipped from another continent, farmer’s harvest within 100 miles from home:  Real bargain.
Solar panels –make wetlands Roman candle?

Oil Monster —Gift If not nowwhen will we look -plan The Future?  We need:  Plan B, C, D to stop dying forests, disappearing species, caving icebergs —rid planet of carbon.

 We inherited the earth —what shall we do with our turn?  Leave it the wind, our legacy spent like trust-fund brat?

Are we as good as our ancestors, wise as Benjamin Franklin?  We killed, we are killing….   Adopt the NRA way— ‘oil doesn’t kill, people do’?  Or Really Dump Watt & co —oil passé —go Scouts way:  leave forests and the rest the way we found it….

new Louisiana...

How long can we keep on pumping, polluting —still have Earth to call home… daVine….  We are intelligent, motivated —whole world demands:  Change.  The Universe will not relent –oil flow won’t stop –killing till we find a Better Way. 

daVine Remedy Stop —Find, Go another way…. May it be soon, who WILL speak for the creatures….

daVine Remedy— Just say “HELL NO”

—to enriching oil-rich with break on their tax

—to auto-makers -slap auto body on truck chassis -lower tax, higher gas; cram ‘SUV’ combo into suburbia -China, change everyone’s life

—to oily boys -take Nation’s resource don’t kickback 50% -everywhere, baby
—to mega-farm corporate “Subsidy” to grow more anything than the world wants
 daVine Remedy:  Prostitution a Crime
Federal law:  illegal for fossil fuel -any corporation to “donate” money -food -wine -women -drugs -a thing to any elected, regulator.  Donation only:  federal -state Treasury, on Full transparent disclosure.  Pay a politician:  both go to prison.
Common Good Put lawmakers Back to Work -Everyone’s lobbyist:  Finance state, national elections with Public funding.
Side effects —daVine Remedy
beer six-pack strips —choking wildlife necks —water bottles choking landfills:  no more petroleum plastic .  Make law:  ‘throwaways’ to melt —fast —ONLY disolvable.  Marketers:  HAVE to Stop ‘super’-wrapping goods,  yes Trader Joe’s.
Fierce Urgency of Right Now –daVine Remedy
~Our lobbyist –only environmentalist registered to lobby Congress: 
1 Vs 66,000 Sierra Club -America’s oldest conservation group works solely to Keep our inheritance –> put any amount where your rage is:   website tracks legislation  support

 ~Our lawyer -Right Stuff group: 

National Resource Defense Council –chemicals that burned hole in the ozone —got banned; Hudson River, NY:  toxic trash —Cleaned. They force government to protect our inheritance —send them any amount to keep on drilling   contribute here NRDC website  -really good

 ~Wash pelicans —help?   Nope  After California oil blow-up:  only 10% survived.   Instead:  restore wetlands —for all website  -ways to contribute
~ “Greenwashing” –term for mega-buck PR campaigns to convince/fool investors, you not doing evil —usually after fines, violations, trials; BP ran such on Sunday talk shows –I way didn’t believe, but lies covered up what unknown; awards:  worst
~ Bird’s-eye view:  Gulf life (“Countdown” Keith Olberman, 6-30-10 MSNBC) 
~ BEST home daVine Remedy
-don’t buy things made of plastic
–don’t put food in stretch-wrap, it’s petroleum-dioxin-laced
–use less of everything
~YOU pay them –supposed to be OUR lobbyist -Speak UP:  your thoughts on oil-based world
Your representative in House  contact   -Your representative in Senate  contact
~ What we dofuel
~ You can eat the fish, but what will eat you?
~ The Dick:  his lobbyists “regulating” —how bankrupt, doing  his bidding
*Disclosure  -Chris Mathews, Hardball –MSNBC:  The Dick got $34 MILLION from ex-employer Halliburton —news to me, you?  I looked it up  
**England, Late 1987:  driving to Oxford with a Brit friend, worked world-wide for a Middle Eastern royal family; car fax:  unhappy with his Expense Report, wanted him to use more gas. 
Katie Couric: once commented on news loosing audience; wanted to create cable news show for under-served:  smart people.  Right on, Katie

US Fish & Wildlife:  Gulf disaster wildlife daily count


lobbyist money…

It’s a bird…
long elegant bill shrouded… draped in hideous slime… splayed in confusion, lethargic against death


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